Has everybody in the world got cake yet? No? I don't know what I think sitting here is going to do about it.
But seriously, the other day someone asked me if I knew that they were going to be raising my taxes to feed Africa, and he said it in such a manner he may as well have asked if I knew they were going to be spending my money on building a giant, diamond studded statue commemorating the invention of cheese. Quite frankly, I can't think of a better place for my money than to help the world's most vulnerable people.